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Sunday, April 03, 2005


Earth to rade... Posted by Hello
TAKE 1 IS now "TANKED ONE"
WWWWWWW well i told them soo.... if u dont deal w/ me , ur gonnago down fast- cuz i KNOW this bidness... ......hell i beenperformin at bars, niteclubs and coffeeehouses for last ten YEARS ... immay not be a 'big time ' ....but i know the dives sooo ...... I take ONE WEEK off and the whole comedy nite at Take 1 fallsapart..... of course it was ME who was keeping it afloat by showing upevery week to perform, even when gary the host would piss me off byplaying music or sfx while im onstage. gary sez theyre gonna try to do some comedy on 'about a month orso'..yea rite , if your bar ia STILL OPEN, sure u will. At least i gotto meet the improv guys at SANDBOX , nad they are cool

VEGAS NEWS ELTONH JOHN is now a vegas regular.... .....he has a showcalled 'the Red Piano'..............they wanted to call it 'the Pink Piano' but they didnt want peplto think he was too gay.........

TAILSPIN LOUNGE show now! gone!
......or as Don sez...'EVERY SHOW SHOULD BR UR LAST SHOW' (bcuz owner dintwant to do a last show, till i talked them into doin one LAst show, andwe brought a crowd and did a great, great show) but don is rite, even w/his ultra dry humor- -------------so THATS why he lives in the desert well we did four shows ................and 3 out of 4were good shoews- but the one that was off got me a fone call sayin theyjust dont need it now...........yc.......there was a pool table rite next to the stage and fer some reasonthere was a huge crowd at the pool table wenever we perform...some kindof 'league;'
,,....and now theres also a softball league that comes intothe bar on wed nites after their game, and they want to hear music, notcomedy...so basically they werent doing 'nothing' like the owner said wasgoin on wed nites
so .............the owner lied to me and didnt give me anypromotion or support,or even room to negioiate, and was ready to pullthe plug after one bad show----------but thats par for the course ... .........these bar owners are all screwed up....hell theyrebr4eathing second hand cigatette smoke every minute they r at work---------they gotta be screwed up..........and air quality there isreally bad also... .......i brought two, count em -two- air filter machines w/ me tothe shows... .....and also the knit cap helps.. ....it also makes melook 'hip' hop too.........
.....but we did 4 shows and overall it was a good experience.... .....andive got a better handle on how to do a set for these places now....
........and jack wolf and his fotografer friend tony took sonmereally quality hi res pics- will soo have a website /blog to show themif u wanna see....

...i shouldve whipped them into line..... .....told em my name isErnest and im a big time Director in this town and if u dont do wat itell u im gona get my bullwhip and hurt u!

.....but-- tailspin has gone down in flames now like a plane in......a......talspin! , ohuy man i am so witty i cant believe myself

MUSIC SHOWCASE AT CCLIBRARY
..... this moth was weird as usual...Moma from Uganda did the song 'i likeyou' over and over and over!again and dragged it out for 12 minits...
.......mizJane did a hip hop song and wearing that dress w/ the cleavage i thoughther boobs were gonna pop out- she kept bending over herkeyboard...uh-ohhhh ....i think im hot for miz Jane 's cleavagenow......tyhats scary

more Vegas news...... .........BARRY MANILOW is also now a regular now here in town....sincehousing is so tight, he's moved in w/ ELTON, but press agents for bothsay that neither is gay......
............ ah barry manilow...can it be only a matter of time be4 GEORGE BURNSmakes a comebak? ( iknow he's dead, but ...vegas is very up on technology and roboticshows....so..)
....... ...i just hope they dont start playin Copa Cabanaon the radio again...no ...no !

Life? in the DArk Ages
.......... I mentioned the dark ages last time. the thinng to know is --imNOT JOKING... THESE times are HISTORY REPEATing itself. .
...... ....yc, during the dark ages u had to go 'underground' cuz if uwerent in lockstep w/ the moral majority -like the King- u got bnurnedat the stake ..............and the king had a direct like to god, u know...just likegoergy bush!
.......... amazing coincidences i tell ya the news media is bought and paid for. REMEMBER THAT. u will NOTget the truth from the tv , newspaper or radio....
......well,mabe a few radio guys- thats it (try Doug Basham or Edschwartz). the corporate congolomerate duzNOT not want to give u 'bad' news...why?

well lets see if u can connect the dots...
......G.E. owns the #2 media/propaganda/infotainment companyNBC.... ......GE also OWNS the #6 subcontractor for the military.... .....now--- do u reallly REALLY think that NBC is gonna tell u howbad things are on the war front?? hardly. its not that hard to connect the dots , but ITS UP TO U TO CONNECTTHEM.
......... the bush regime is hoping u will stay 'dumbed down'- ----or that u r just too busy to delve into the truth behind theflimsy propoganda headline that they feed their media outlets that thayown.... .... and in fact , if u like this newsletter, let me know, cuz it may be only a matter of time be4 i am LABELED A TERRORIST and havemy freeedom of speech rights taken away from me by the fbi .
........ for your own security , of course

MERCURY NOW IS A GONER
....Yeah finally some good news....that nasty rag the Mercury ishistory...you know the one that did that hatchet job on me couple yearsago? pepl mustve figgered out that they really have no substance and area bunch of low life hacks...
........oo bad the Mercury management has weaseledtheir way into the Citylife now...wat was the only true alternative paper in town...........justhope thay dont bastardize it also w/ their 'fake' news. jus too bad theydint run those sleazball editors out of town too.

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